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soop

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GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« on: March 19, 2012, 12:03:10 AM »
I wasn't really trying with Volfied, but I only made it to level 2 yesterday.

But Chase HQ...  It's so hard!  I used all my continues trying to get the first car!  It would be nice to hear that it's actually really hard, but I suspect that my once-leet skills have stagnated due to over playing modern games and puzzle type games.

Actually, come to think about it...  I'm actually alright at pretty much every Megadrive game I've got, and I don't have much problem with any of my SNES games.... Maybe I just suck at PC Engine games?

It stands to reason.  Everyone seems to have far less problem with these games than I do.   The cruel irony, the system I love most is the one I can't play.

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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2012, 12:27:09 AM »
Here I have a PCE game for you you probably won't suck at:


If this is still to hard for you, you probably should consider to find a new hobby :)
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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 02:53:08 AM »
Here I have a PCE game for you you probably won't suck at:



If this is still to hard for you, you probably should consider to find a new hobby :)


I KNEW what this would be before clicking on it :P

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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2012, 05:26:14 AM »
I thought it might be

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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 05:31:51 AM »
yknow what though.

That Niko Niko Pun game is pretty fun, lol
[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
[Fri 19:33]<Opethian> l;ol huge dong

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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 05:35:47 AM »
I thought it might be



That game looks awesome.

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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 05:55:54 AM »
I thought it might be



Heh, and I thought it was going to be .
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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2012, 06:01:04 AM »
IT SHOULDVE BEEN THIS ONE
[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
[Fri 19:33]<Opethian> l;ol huge dong

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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2012, 10:37:40 AM »
The less you care, the better you can be. Games are designed so that anybody can pick up and play. People who spend too much time getting lost in video-land will less likely advance.

1. First thing you must realize is that it is not real. It is only signals, and
hit boxes, with programmed responses. After awhile all games look the same, and have the same gameplay. Some people who creates games knows this for a fact so they make games, predicting peoples responces.
However exprienced players get annoyed while newcommers will get adjusted. It is like playing a MMORPG. Once you played one, you pretty much played them all. The creators work hard to catch a persons reaction to the gameplay. Once you realize that you could pick up anything and play.

2. Read a book, a comic, or do another activity. Being active alot, play a sport. takes your mind off the videogame. Your definition in life is not to play videogames, and nobody is. Videogames is like any other media.
To sample, by doing more of something else you can enjoy videogames better.

3. A person is not sappose to own more then one game per system. Insane as it sounds, but that is the reality. The only people who owns more then one videogames are addicts, fans, or people craving more of the same thing. Take Mario, everytime Nintendo released a new Mario game, people would also want to find out what happen in the last two games, never realizing it is more or less the same. However because each game differs, they become variety of the same thing. A person could play Super Mario Brothers three ways. The first is levels 1-8, the
second is the warp pipes, and the third is just for five seconds. That is what I do now I play every once in awhile and then I go back into it.
This allows me to prolong the joy of the game itself.

4. Their are soo many controller types. Players use diffent controllers.
Some people prefer keyboards, arcade sticks, or even foot buttons.
Imagine playing Mario 64 with a DDR mat.

Also who cares if a person fail it is a videogame, it is not real life. If arcade games were so easy nobody wouldn't make any money on continues.

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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2012, 12:52:28 PM »
I thought it might be



Heh, and I thought it was going to be
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No, these are approx. a million times harder than niko niko, and soop would just get frustrated again. no go.
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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 03:18:32 PM »
I played a ROM of Niko Niko Pun in like 1997, and I remember I couldn't figure out what the point was. I just walked aimlessly around in a mostly empty world. Is that really all there is to the game?

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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2012, 04:08:28 PM »
it's a game aimed to approx. 3 to 4 years old :)

it's from this morning show:


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Re: GAAAGGGGGRRGH, I suck at video games
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2012, 10:46:34 AM »
I thought it might be



Heh, and I thought it was going to be
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No, these are approx. a million times harder than niko niko, and soop would just get frustrated again. no go.


To be fair, converting oxygen into carbon dyoxide is a million times harder then Niko Niku Pun :P