STATUS: Can someone provide an executive summary of why Professor is having a meltdown in this thread? I don't have the time to read through the inanity right now. Thanks in advance. 
I think you confused who was actually having a melt down here. Instead of bumping up drama about two weeks later after it had died down, expecting someone to give you a basic play by play, just read it, or don't and move on. The OP requested the fun be taken elsewhere, and it was, and if you'd have taken the time to actually read it, you'd have seen that, along with DK's actual meltdown, as it were.
Ha! I was messing around. Nothing like poking at the ashen debris of a once-searing flame war. Surely, you understand this
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However, you're correct: I should have been more sensitive about it.
STATUS: In my defense, I was delirious when I made my initial post because I realized I couldn't achieve my OCD-fueled goal of reading LITERALLY every post I missed in the past month. THAT SAID, I CONCEDE that I shouldn't have stirred the embers (or, ashes, as it were).
