Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing)

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture.  

Winner will receive a FREE surprise!

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, all are welcome.
For previous winners, see THIS THREAD

[Nando]

Mike, all he wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi AND NO ONE WOULD GIVE IT TO HIM! JUST ONE PEPSI!

[Necromancer]

Dammit!  Why is the diet pepsi always so hard to reach?!?

P.S. - who knew you could wax and buff filth?

[turboswimbz]

This is why you don't "tilt" when playing supermarket pinball. 

[HercTNT]

After 10 minutes of Severe pain and suffering..............the scooter died

[Tatsujin]

The higher you reach the harder you fall.

[albatross]

"I've fallen and I can't get pop!"

[HercTNT]

"I've fallen and I can't get pop!"

Outstanding 

[TheClash603]

Surprise!  He was not reaching for Diet Pepsi.

[FiftyQuid]

12 cans in one box?!  Why do they make these God damn things so heavy?

[Joe Redifer]

Aw man I could go to this image on Reddit and steal a bunch of great captions. But I won't. Instead I offer this:

In Grocery Karts™ (available on Xbox 360, PS3 and PC) you need real skill if you want to pick up powerups while drifting.

Yeah yeah I'll show myself out.

[bob]

This was on reddit?  Crap.
I may need to disqualify it.

[vestcoat]

"Forklift to aisle #2. Forklift to aisle #2."

[RoyVegas]

Look, no hands! (How many times have we all said that just before we ate shit?)