"Army National Guard... transform and roll out!" hahhahahaha!
Ha! That's great
.
Personally, I think "Optimus Prime" is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to bold. I'd go with my favorite name: "Starscream". You see, you can get away with "Starscream" because it sounds like a military nickname (ok, I might be stretching things, but "Optimus Prime" is a mouthful).
But as GUTS said, this is crazy coming from a 30-year old. In all fairness, I think this guy must have had some rough periods in his youth, and I don't want to crap on the things that helped him through them. My initial reaction was to laugh, but then I realized that this dude was actually (pretty) serious.
But it's crazy. Crazy I tell you!
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't want to meet this guy and talk to him, though. He is one of the few people who'd I'd actually want to get an autograph from. Actually, I want to get the autographs from a whole bunch of crazy people.