Missteps of the "Video Game Critic"

[esteban]

STIRRING THE POT: Google's algorithm put Video Game Twat ahead of quality reviews. I know that this is true of Google in general (that is, the top results are not necessarily = top quality), but damn, there must be a way for Google to account for "quality", otherwise...

I know, Master of Obvious complaint...

Sorry.

[tggodfrey]

Stupid people are like slinkys, not good for much but entertaining to push them down a flight of stairs.......

[esteban]

Stupid people are like slinkys, not good for much but entertaining to push them down a flight of stairs.......

...fun for a boy or a girl...

(nullity was singing that jingle in the other thread)

[Mzo]

My review of "basketball."

I found it very hard to perform even the basic actions.  Dribbling is required to traverse the field, but it was difficult to execute and often led to the ball bouncing off my feet and rolling away.  The developers should really fix such a glaring and obvious problem.

I also found the hoop height to be unnecessarily tall.  If they lowered it more people would be able to score and the game would be more fun.  This was a very stupid decision by the developers.

I put three hours of my life into this game and found it stupid and difficult.  I wouldn't recommend it to anybody.

Grade: D

[tggodfrey]

lol that reminds me of Lords of Dogtown when Jay Adams sings it in the kitchen.....

[TheOldMan]

What walks down stairs,
alone or in pairs,
and makes a slinkety sound?

A spring, A spring,
A marvelous spring.
Everone knows it's Slinky.

it's slinky
it's slinky
it's such a wonderful toy
it's fun for a girl or a boy

From Whammo!

....God I'm old...

[tggodfrey]

lol I remember that Rov

[roflmao]

it's log
it's log
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

it's log
it's log
it's better than bad, it's good

[Elder]

it's log
it's log
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

it's log
it's log
it's better than bad, it's good

LOL!  I haven't heard that in years!  I miss that show.  Thanks for making my day lol.

[Gentlegamer]

If you want to see something funny, check out his review of the "hidden gem" China Warrior. 

[esteban]

If you want to see something funny, check out his review of the "hidden gem" China Warrior. 

Hmmmm...can I resist this? Hmmm.....

[blueraven]

The reviewer is obviously a mindless toolbag.

If you're going to try and write like Lester Bangs and trash the stuff that you think is horrible, then you better at least make me laugh with your in-depth knowledge and observationsof why you think its bullshit.

If your review is full of bias, you're a shitty reviewer.

GAEM IS HARD NOT SPORTS DON'T LIKE.  GRADE: F

Exactly.

/thread