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Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« on: January 07, 2015, 02:09:47 AM »
I want to laugh. I want to start a new thing.

In this thread, I want you to share stories of conversations or situations you've been in where you throw out a "that's what she said" that is totally out of the blue, doesn't make a bit of sense, or is wildly inappropriate.  Tell us the reaction of others to your random TWSS.  For instance:

[ul][li]during the eulogy at a funeral, the speaker might say "Bob was always a giver."  BOOM! TWSS![/li][li]someone says "shit, i need new tires." BOOM! TWSS![/li][/ul]
I have no story to share just yet, but in 30 minutes I'm going to be in a joint IT meeting between a few departments.  By its conclusion, I will have a story to share.
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2015, 03:28:02 AM »
Quote from: nullity on January 07, 2015, 02:09:47 AM
I want to laugh. I want to start a new thing.

That's what she said.....
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2015, 03:58:50 AM »
Quote from: nullity on January 07, 2015, 03:38:29 AM
So, my plan failed.  I guess my coworkers are so accustomed to my random inappropriate inanity that it didn't even register with them. :(

That's what SHE said!  :lol:


Wait, is that how this works?
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2015, 04:03:19 AM »
Quote from: xelement5x on January 07, 2015, 03:58:50 AM
Wait, is that how this works?

That's what SHE said!
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2015, 04:07:50 AM »
Enter me
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate &quot;That's what she said&quot; thread
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2015, 04:35:33 AM »
That's what nullity's mom says to me every night. Ho, I'm busy.
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate &quot;That's what she said&quot; thread
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2015, 08:34:02 AM »
Suck my left one.
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2015, 08:18:12 PM »
Non Sequitor... I remember that in the newspaper funnies, it didn't quite replace, The Far Side, but, it had some good cartoons.

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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2015, 10:47:04 AM »
Quote from: MrFulci on January 07, 2015, 08:18:12 PM
Non Sequitor... I remember that in the newspaper funnies, it didn't quite replace, The Far Side, but, it had some good cartoons.



*sides splitting*
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2015, 03:07:00 AM »
The other day a coworker was talking about a device they had problems with charging and said something along the lines of.  "Yeah, it's too loose so you have to be careful or else it falls out." 

I replied with a well placed 'That's what she said' and got a nice eyeroll out of it.
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2015, 03:10:07 AM »
You should've told her to try rolling over.
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2015, 03:37:12 AM »
My brain harkened to this thread yesterday when I was standing in line at Subway.  I asked for a dash of ranch dressing on my 6 inch tuna-sub™.  She said, "How much ranch dressing?  Just all over it?"  I said.... "TWSS"..... :(
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Re: Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2015, 01:31:23 PM »
I literally just LOL'd.
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