A conundrum

[ccovell]

Snatch it off his head, beat it to death with a desk stapler, and explain that you thought it was a rabid raccoon attacking him.  He'll be grateful for your heroism and willingness to sacrifice yourself for him and the company, and he'll really appreciate the opening for a graceful exit from the dead end toupee path.
Just make sure your resume is in order first. 

There's a Kids in the Hall sketch all about this, and it indeed goes in the direction of rabid rodents.

[MrBroadway]

Teach him some vocabulary words.

"Hirsute" comes to mind.

(For the record, I have honestly tried to work "hirsute" into conversation/writing for years...I don't think it has ever happened).

Get into academia.

[Necromancer]

There's a Kids in the Hall sketch all about this, and it indeed goes in the direction of rabid rodents.

Ha!  His secret is safe. 

[Lost Monkey]

 

Snatch it off his head, beat it to death with a desk stapler, and explain that you thought it was a rabid raccoon attacking him.  He'll be grateful for your heroism and willingness to sacrifice yourself for him and the company, and he'll really appreciate the opening for a graceful exit from the dead end toupee path.
Just make sure your resume is in order first. 

There's a Kids in the Hall sketch all about this, and it indeed goes in the direction of rabid rodents.

First thing I thought of. 

[WoodyXP]

I would choose option C if there was one.

Option C: Forget about the dude's hair and carry on with the meeting.