No, it'll be fine. You saw how good the Nick Cage Astro Boy was, right? Just bring him back for a re skinned version of the same thing and call it Megaman. It'll suck, sure, but people will forget it so fast that the cultural damage will be minimal. Get someone like The Rock or Danny Trejo to play Bass. All of this makes sense.
There is no way Megaman can have a gloriously shiny blue round metal robot body though. It has to be a Nike-esque skin tight plastic sort of thing exactly like ever other f*cking superhero movie. Get Kristen Schaal to play Roll but then edit her out of the movie completely. Be sure to suck all the color out of everything in post, use a lot of rear channel FX of glass breaking and knives being sharpened, get Smashmouth to do the closing theme. Minimize any elements of robot rights and the evolution of humankind unless you can can shoehorn them into the "cartoonish bigotry" mold the X Men have been wearing out for decades. Make a Walmart exclusive Amibo. Pay Bret Ratner $15M to direct it. Make sure he uses a lot of ramping and exaggerated depth of field. Invent a new character so that an annoying standup comic can scream his lines.
Tell me I don't have what it takes to be a Hollywood producer.
Topic: Live action Mega Man movie.......? (Read 337 times)
