I obviously didn't intend to pay $5 for the game, it was a joke. Perhaps you should lighten up a tad?
The only joke here is that you want the community to help you, but when I say something that is generally mentioned in these types of posts, you start cracking wise jokes.
Seems legit. 2 Legit 2 quit.
Put a price on what you would be willing to pay on the game. Its a pretty easy concept. Or just keep your eyes peeled on FS posts here, and maybe it will turn up. GL