Haha, what the heck? I wish I had noticed this earlier. JJ & Jeff is one of those games that looks like it should be hilariously kitsch (especially the JP version) but it's just HORRIBLE, it plays like a turd, it visually looks like a turd, and it's too crap to even be funny. On top of which, that "hidden key" nonsense is some of the worst game design ever. It just makes a boring game even more monotonous. And it's pretty pathetic when a game that tries to be funny ends up boring.