LAST ALERT

[OldTurboBastard]

"There's something in the water - something just GRAZED past my knee...."

priceless...

[malducci]

"There's something in the water - something just GRAZED past my knee...."

priceless...

 When I first heard that line, I thought he said " There's something in the water... something just GRAZED past my *meat*". I fell out my chair laughing.

[OldTurboBastard]

"There's something in the water - something just GRAZED past my knee...."

priceless...

 When I first heard that line, I thought he said " There's something in the water... something just GRAZED past my *meat*". I fell out my chair laughing.

Ha! I think i fell out of my chair laughing anyway. One great thing about last alert (along with the cheesy dialog) is that is was so damn long if I remember correctly. There was a ton of levels.

[ParanoiaDragon]

"There's something in the water - something just GRAZED past my knee...."

priceless...

 When I first heard that line, I thought he said " There's something in the water... something just GRAZED past my *meat*". I fell out my chair laughing.

Wow, lol.

[Necromancer]

When I first heard that line, I thought he said " There's something in the water... something just GRAZED past my *meat*". I fell out my chair laughing.

Now that would've been a much better line.  If you gotta have cheesy dialog, pull out all the stops and go a little dirty too.

[Kitsunexus]

When I first heard that line, I thought he said " There's something in the water... something just GRAZED past my *meat*".

Ketchup?  0_o

[_joshuaTurbo]

Ketchup?  0_o

   HA HA HA AH!!!!  hahahahhahahahah!!!  HAHAHAH!!!!!   


Oooh, my side hurts.

[lkermel]

I also really like Red Alert, I only wished graphics were a bit better (some stages look really flat), but each mission has something different to offer.
The first time I saw the American version, I couldn't believe my ears, you're right, the voice acting is hilarious !!!!