Those brilliant boys in blue have once again proven they are a true cut above the normal US citizen:
Sheriff's deputies arrested Cynthia Hunter, 38, in Brandon, Fla., in October, and she remained in jail for 50 days until a lab finally concluded that the "methamphetamine" in her purse was really dried cat urine that she had legally purchased for her son's science project. [Tampa Tribune, 10-8-07]Buying dried cat pee? Where the **** do you buy that exactly? Seriously!
Deputies arrested Andrew Johnson, a white man, in Ocoee, Fla., in November, believing he was Anthony Johnson, a black man wanted on a felony drug charge. Andrew Johnson was allowed to post bond while the case was under investigation, but his driver's license was confiscated, and his mother had to drive him to and from work. [WFTV (Orlando), 11-17- 07]Well at least they were not racially profiling
A Yummy
Torture Interview:
When three men stole drugs from a dealer in Edwardsville, Ill., the dealer and a partner allegedly snatched one of the men and roughed him up, seeking payment for the drugs. In November, police arrested the alleged dealers after the roughed-up victim reported that he had been held down, paddled, had some hair shaved off, and then deliberately burned on the neck and shoulders by having freshly baked cookies taken straight from an oven and held against his skin. [Belleville (Ill.) News-Democrat, 11-6-07]Honestly this sounds like the filming of a private, gay, BSDM home movie and the parties just don't want to admit to it.
A Real Drinking Problem:
Florida's Christopher White said "the temptation was too great" when he spotted the White Rain hair spray, and that he removed the nozzles of two containers and drank the contents (and returned the empty containers to the shelf). [WTMJ-TV (Milwaukee)-AP, 10-25-07]...what?
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