I become slightly addicted to YTMND for awhile, and some of the things I see on it are hilarious.
And nope, not deadly allergic to wheat. One time I was playing Skitchin' with my cousin and when we were typing in our names, he typed in "3vil133t" and always thought it said "evil wheat", so when I tried being cool online, I would type 3vilw33t and people didn't quite get it. 3vilw33t rules.