Nah, eventually my naysaying will stop. The shitty tattoo is forever though.
Ha! But, seriously, would you approve of any tattoo?
I suspect that you would disapprove of my Chubby Cherub tattoo.
If you were in a concentration camp and were tattooed or branded against your will for cataloging purposes, obviously I couldn't hold that against you. I was listening to a thing on the radio about how many doctors are %100 against having any sort of CPR or ventilators or whatever after serious injury because they know that %99 of the time it just leads to huge bills and pointless misery for the patient and family. Some guys evidently wear a "Do Not Resuscitate" bracelet at all times, some even have DNR tattoos. This is pretty uncomfortable stuff, but probably a good use for a tattoo.
I'm not a very..."biological" person. Obviously, I'm biological, but reluctantly. I don't like it when people pick their scabs in my presence, chew with their mount open, eat their boogers, etc. So it is to be kind of gross when people CARVE SHIT INTO THEIR FLESH. You understand.
But I live in the real world, where in the past 10 years tattoos have gone from something you saw on sailors, bikers, and ex-cons to something every single dumb f*ck in America has. IMO if you don't feel you were born unique enough maybe you should read a f*cking book. That'll make you stand out for real.
Recently I was at work trying to help a new guy learn some stuff and after him obviously being distracted for 20 minutes or so he asked if I could excuse him because when walking over to where we were seated he bumped into a bench that caused his 2 hour old tattoo to start bleeding. He went and got a massive tattoo before work that day, you see. Why? Why was the place even open?! Having a tattoo doesn't make him a bad guy, but this fellow is an irresponsible dipshit and a compulsive liar, so I have a dozen other stories about how he basically sucks. When you see him do dumb shit like this it kind of confirms suspicions.
I have a sister that I get along very well with. She is seriously into tattoos. Since I have standards/mental problems obviously this is off putting. However, to her credit she doesn't have any goddamn corporate logos. All compositions are original.
Its hard for me to mentally disassociate all the bad tattoos from the good ones since the bad ones are %99 of what's out there (Dude! Its "a tribal") and the whole process just seems revolting and bloody, no matter how many malls have tattoo shops now.
I mean, look at this bullshit:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57573604-1/man-gets-netflix-tattoo-scores-free-year-of-netflix/A year of Netflix is like...$100. How is this guy going to feel when, in five years, Netflix gets bought by Microsoft or Apple or something gets its name changed to Movie Time or something? In ten years people won't know WTF Netflix even was.
And then there are the Monster Energy Drink dipshits.
So, yeah, Solider Blade is a lot cooler than Monster, but its still moronic. These things aren't real, they are commodities. And when you carve that bullshit into your skin you commodify yourself. I won't pick on anyone directly for tattoos they already have since there is f*ck all anything they can do about it. I'll rag on them before hand though, as a measure.
And now I defer to someone funnier than I.