Which ones are sincere? YOU decide!:
*Ebay browsing app so I can bid on teh r@res while Gamefaqs-ing my way through CF2.
*Optional "tablet" controller for TurboExpress multiplayer games.
*SD card reader with holodeck so I can masturbate on CIB collection of VGA-graded ROMs in virtual reality.
*Built-in wifi and a server so I can play multiplayer games with PCEFX members.
*Call of Doody and Madden, because OMG.
*Wireless multitap, wired controllers. Best of both worlds.
*Alex Kidd in Miracle World, built-in!
*RBG, S-video, and TOSLINK only. f*ck HDMI.
*All CD games converted to vinyl and released on Record Store Day, because kids like that shit.
*Analog sticks for Operation Wolf and stuff.
*Processor replaced with Motorola 68000 for REAL 16-bit power.
4 players as standard?
What is this, the N64? If we're going to start nixing controller ports, how about a built-in PCE Joy Tap with just three?