Caption Contest 17 (raffle type thing). free genesis game

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a free genesis game.

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD



DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh is leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give him a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

[esteban]

Esteban, in two years. Give or take a year.

[csgx1]

Bonk's In Da Hood Adventure

PUSH RUN BUTTON

[HailingTheThings]

"After a night of heavy drinking, Tommy Vercetti takes a long, hard nap across the street from Galam's house, waiting for him to leave for work so he can sneak in and play his obey."

[esteban]

"After a night of heavy drinking, Tommy Vercetti takes a long, hard nap across the street from Galam's house, waiting for him to leave for work so he can sneak in and play his obey."

Tommy!

[elderbroom]

JJ & Jeff 2 : Compton.  Sizzurp is a power-up, just don't wake 2 Chainz !

[Necromancer]

Urban Hammock

[InfraMan]

  At first I was on the fence about whether the best shmups were on the PC Engine or the Mega Drive. But then I took a good look at that fence and though DAMN, that's a sexy fence, so I got all up IN that @#$%.

[TheOldMan]

Not an entry:

"His plan was simple. Just get someone to sell him Magical Chase......."

[MrFlutterPie]

Michigan's Mayor unveils his plan to help Detroit citizens in a time of crisis with his new affordable urban housing plan called Hard Aluminum Man Made Obstacle Cheap Kiosk Sleepers or Hammock for short.

[TheClash603]

I never thought I was a racist until I tried to come up with a caption for this picture.  You've made me ashamed of myself.

[bob]

I never thought I was a racist until I tried to come up with a caption for this picture.  You've made me ashamed of myself.

You just made me laugh harder than i ever have wuth these. You just won.