I like how he's got a few "adult" dvds with the disclaimer:
"Attention eBay staff, this disk does not violate any of the eBay regulations or rules. Disks are not copies, the are the original Hong Kong Video CD release."
But not because of the fact that he's selling bootleg games as "might-be-real-or-something".
Because in
this particular auction(upskirt cam dvds), it says: "No actresses here, only real girls on their way to school and work."
Which is totally illegal.
And then he gets intimate and goes into detail about his personality in
this auction.
Which is hilarious enough("...a personal favorite", "Japanese girls will do anything for money"), but then at the bottom he's got screenshots of a couple guys chasing a girl and lifting up her skirt with the previous disclaimers of:
"No actresses here, only real girls on their way to school and work."
and
"Attention eBay staff, this disk does not violate any of the eBay regulations or rules."
It all reminds me of a story a friend of my girlfriends told her. She worked at a gas station and one day a guy stepped out of his car smoking a cigarette, fueled up and walked inside still smoking. So she told him right away, "you can't smoke here". And the guy was like, "No, no; they're menthol".