I don't get the whole clown thing. It seems like a dumb internet hoax, except then this happened a few miles from where I live:
http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/collin-county/man-says-he-had-encounter-with-scary-clown-in-plano-last-week/328773377
I'm guessing it's viral marketing that has a few me-too idiots that decide to be "scary clowns"?
I think some of these sightings are just figments of fearful imaginations, most are pranks, with a sprinkling odd/imbalanced folks (not necessarily dangerous, though).
I don't want anyone to be terrorized, but at the same time, if you read the police reports, it becomes hilariously absurd.
Some phrases and/or details = unintentionally hilarious
"A car filled with clowns"
"Green and orange hair, with red nose"
"Last seen running into woods, holding 3-4 balloons"
"Shadow-boxing pantomime in street"
"Blue and white hair, with red nose"
Anyway, I hope this doesn't blow up into an even bigger moral panic, because the last thing the dying art of Le Clown needs is bad PR.
ALSO: Fellini's *I Clowns* is a movie I really love. Give it a try. Really.