Yes, sorry for my rant. And sorry to digi.k, I didn't want to sound like ass, just realized that later.
*sniff* I only wanted a small speaker that didn't take up too much space to go with my set up
Holy shite, digi.k, we must be living parallel lives.
I have the same problem.
I have no room of my own in my entire home, just a tiny desk that has no room.
Subwoofer hidden in "Ottoman" cube under my desk, left (off camera).
I use a Virtual Cushion instead of a chair/stool (off camera).