Guess the movie by the description of its offensive content!
1: "The father of the family is often rude to his wife and children, yet
usually ends up apologising, recognising his folly (to some degree), and
echoing his wife's determination to maintain their marriage. However, he
is physically abusive to his son (attempting to strangle him when he
misbehaves), and lies when the police ask him if he dared his son to
skateboard naked through their town (the son is briefly shown from the
front, completely nude). References are made to bestiality (a man
considers kissing a pig) and offensive comments are directed towards
Christians, Buddhists and homosexuals. Two rude anatomical terms are used."
2 "Some non-explicit, but sexually related dialogue is present, while
sexual encounters occur off-screen (including the protagonist having sex
with a man she hasn't known for long, and only days after breaking up
with her boyfriend), some models are briefly seen in scanty attire, and
varying amounts of cleavage are observed. A song had what sounded like
several uses of 'hell' in it, but we weren't able to confirm that.
Phrases include: 'My job sucks', 'A total psycho', 'The dragon lady',
'I'm one stomach flu away from my goal weight', 'Glamazon', 'You bet
your size-six ass'. Some kids may be enticed to act in a snooty manner
toward others."
3 "A home-made porn film is briefly and partially seen and heard, male
full frontal and rear nudity is seen live and in photos, and other
sexually related comedy (involving masturbation, homosexual behaviour,
prostitutes) occurs. The overall way in which the protagonist speaks
himself might be enticing for some kids to imitate. There are purposeful
bad attitudes (racism, misogyny and more) played for comedy.
Violence-based comedy is present (including a man-on-man nude battle
over a magazine)."
4 "XXXX uses sweeping cinematography, absolute attention to detail,
sensitive direction, and the sincere desire to paint a picture of what
it really was like to be a man of homosexual tendencies in the early
1960s and on into the next 20 years, especially in the ultimate macho
male environment embraced in cowboy and rodeo life. I'm not saying this
isn't Oscar material. What I am saying is, this is not Christian
material. It is filled with very homosexual images. Included are several
scenes of men kissing each other passionately. These scenes are very
realistic, and honestly left me with a sick feeling long after. The
images are haunting, and spiritually dangerous for anyone who is not
completely grounded in Scripture!"
5 "Comedy style violence includes scenes of fighting between people and
some bears, while a dog is punted off a bridge (but is later okay). A
woman states that a man's strong cologne smells like a diaper filled
with Indian food, while another thinks it smells like 'Big Foot's d*ck'
He also sucks liquor from a glass through his jazz flute and blows it
from the instrument over a flame, causing a flamethrower effect."
6 "The creators do try to be 'equal-opportunity' offenders. They pick on
both the conservatives and the liberals. I don't think there is anyone
whom they haven't tried to offend. This film's story about terrorists
begins with the group recruiting a Broadway actor. The deal is sealed
when our handsome actor is offered the gift of a beautiful lady. The
scene between these two is nothing short of puppet porn. This film gives
crudeness a whole new definition. It is the MOST tasteless movie I have
ever seen. Is there a law against 'puppet abuse'?"
7 "Profanity is extreme with 40 'f-words'. Sexual humour abounds and
includes a scene of a man masturbating, others scenes of implied oral
sex, and an extended scene dealing with a man who's got his privates
stuck in his zipper. In other scenes, the 'villains' give a woman's dog
amphetamines and barbiturates (at different times). Beyond doing that to
the dog, it's also electrocuted (trying to revive it, but also catching
it on fire) and wrestled with (in a slapstick fashion)."
8 "There's been a lot of discussion about this series growing darker,
and certainly in tone and mood this film fulfils that prophecy. The
death of a character is discussed, and we see a bloodied face in a few
quick flashbacks. All other violence is through magic manipulation and
people being 'shocked' or knocked over by metaphysical forces. Sexual
content is limited to a single (highly publicised) kiss. Parents
sensitive to depictions of occult and satanic-like themes may not find
this film suitable for their children."
9 "Despite the attempt at realism, the film falls short when it comes to
consequences. Rising from a virtual unknown to the pinnacle of
popularity, XXXX crashes into the depths of scandal when she is accused
of pushing a girl in front of a bus. Although she has snubbed her real
friends, lied to her peers and falsely accused a teacher of drug
trafficking, her return to acceptance is surprisingly simple. Money,
good looks and the power of popularity shouldn't prevent these girls
from paying for their actions. However they do seem to contribute to a
short-lived fall from grace. Tackling the topic of teenage trauma is a
worthy undertaking, but the finale of this film comes off a bit too
glossy and lighthearted."
10 "There is a lot of fighting and death throughout the film, including
a bear's jaw being completely ripped off, not to mention one character's
attempt to kill her own mother. There are a number of twisted biblical
references and a play on biblical names. There is some immodesty and
sensuality seen in one character, who is shown always wearing
form-fitting, 30s-inspired dresses. The final books [in the trilogy],
though, are the ones that cover [the author's] horrific view of God, and
Christianity as a whole. Pray for [the author]. Pray about the negative
influence of his works. And pray for humility and wisdom in your own
response. [The author] is a man who, somewhere along the way, has fallen
into a perilous pit of treachery."
11 "Some wooden puppets wear plumber's pants, exposing painted bottom
cleavage. A female dragon falls in love with a donkey. We see a
gingerbread cookie shaped like a man being tortured by being dunked into
a glass of milk. An ogre showers with mud, jumps into a pond and passes
gas (we see bubbles emerging from the water, and we see his relieved
look and dead fish float to the surface)."
12 "A boy has sex with a pie (we see the bottom of his bare buttocks as
he thrusts into the pastry). A boy is about to begin masturbating, but
all we see is his sock-clad erection. A father shows pornographic
magazines to his son and comments on what is shown in the photos (which
we can't see)."
13 "Some very strong violence includes a young girl falling into water
and severe wartime violence as the British troops try to make it out of
France at Dunkirk during World War II. There's a very provocative
unmarried sex scene and a chocolate mogul fornicates with an underage
girl... the Gospel seems to have little [impact] on these people's lives."
14 "People are cruel and insulting about a teenage girl's weight, a
woman's weight, the size of a teenage girl's nose, etc, in many scenes.
Teenage boys and girls dance with suggestive hip movements and one
thrusts her hips and smacks herself on the buttock and says, 'I'm a bad
girl and must be punished.' A woman sings about having had sex with
judges to win a competition and in a later scene refers to risking
communicable diseases."
15 "This new XXXX film presents a slightly different tone, with a more
serious plotline and less gratuitous sexuality. However, concerning
content still prevails with many scenes of hand-to-hand combat, people
being shot and a naked man subjected to torture (it's implied his
testicles are the target of the attack - no explicit nudity is seen).
Perilous stunts are shown throughout. The main character is shown
consuming fancy alcoholic drinks and usually drives in a reckless manner."
Answers later.
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