My thoughts on this.
1. HAVE YOU ever had birds at your house, Tron!? Perhaps if you did, you'd understand the key concept of "BIRDS ARE NOISY MOTHERf*ckERS".
2. Hitting a bird....with a GOLFBALL!? That's some SERIOUS SKILL, it's not like he whipped out an air rifle or something, what he did TAKES SKILL. We should stop handing out gold medals to Chinese steroid abusers long enough to give one to this guy.
3. IT'S ALWAYS THESE FREAKING ANIMAL GROUPS, like PETA and others causing trouble where it didn't need to be caused. And what's ironic is the fact that it's THE HUMANE SOCIETY. Lemme see here, the HUMANE Society. So now a HUMAN is going to jail for KILLING A f*ckING BIRD. Something doesn't add up here.
I propose we start a group full of the like minded dedicated to the extermination of special interests activists. We'd be like the Weathermen, but unlike the Weathermen, we wouldn't be against the government, just special interest groups, especially the stupid ones. Also unlike the Weathermen, THERE WILL BE NO SMOKING.
EDIT: Family Channel.