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nodtveidt

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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2008, 03:14:19 AM »
Quote from: Necromancer on August 19, 2008, 02:23:01 AM
On a park bench?
As long as he doesn't do it face-down...
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2008, 04:09:57 AM »
Quote from: Necromancer on August 19, 2008, 02:23:01 AM
Quote from: Mithos on August 18, 2008, 03:35:21 PM
For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now

On a park bench?

HA! HA! HA! HA!  :lol: GOLD!!
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2008, 05:03:31 AM »
Quote from: nectarsis on August 18, 2008, 03:35:53 PM
Flashback eh mithos??   :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

 :oops: Like you wouldn't believe man...........

Quote from: Necromancer on August 19, 2008, 02:23:01 AM
Quote from: Mithos on August 18, 2008, 03:35:21 PM
For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now

On a park bench?

 :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:

Oh you bastard! Good one.
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2008, 06:14:35 AM »
Quote from: Mithos on August 19, 2008, 05:03:31 AM
Quote from: nectarsis on August 18, 2008, 03:35:53 PM
Flashback eh mithos??   :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

 :oops: Like you wouldn't believe man...........

Wow, this totally reminds me of the time when...wait, no it doesn't :shock:. 
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2008, 06:27:21 AM »
so, did he finish?
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2008, 06:33:52 AM »
Quote from: Arkhan on August 19, 2008, 06:27:21 AM
so, did he finish?

Probably not, else he would've been able to pull out.  No happy ending for you, douche!
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2008, 04:47:14 PM »
Couldn't they have soaked his penis in cold water? :-k
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2008, 05:57:08 AM »
Quote from: Dark Fact on August 26, 2008, 04:47:14 PM
Couldn't they have soaked his penis in cold water? :-k

Wouldn't blood still be trapped there though?  So wouldn't he stay in an erect state regardless of soaking in cold water or not?
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2008, 06:22:21 AM »
Quote from: Mithos on August 27, 2008, 05:57:08 AM
Wouldn't blood still be trapped there though?  So wouldn't he stay in an erect state regardless of soaking in cold water or not?

What if they trepanned his little head?
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2008, 11:00:44 AM »
Is anyone else like me waiting to see the "no bench love making" signs they will start putting up all over the asian world?
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2008, 03:18:17 PM »
poor little lamb... he knew he should have stopped but it felt so good :P
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2008, 03:54:16 PM »
So is it ok to use the term "You park bench f*cker!", now? Next time someone pisses me off in traffic....
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Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2008, 05:40:49 AM »
ROFLMAO  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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