Ever had this time of your life that was so bizzare you are still in awe today?

[Nintega Turbine Trio-CBS]

One time I was walking home from work late at night. I was so tired I confused a broken muffler on a sidewalk with a boa constrictor. Don't ask me why. 

[Joe Redifer]

Well, one night I was also tired and confused and I thought a police officer walking down the street was John Leguizamo, so I started beating him up.  I beat him within an inch of his life before I realized he was not John Leguizamo.  I apologized and told him that I thought he was John Leguizamo, and I didn't know why.  He laughed and said he'd do the same thing if he thought he saw John Leguizamo.  No charges were pressed and the officer actually gave me $20!

OK, that obviously didn't happen.  But this is true:  When I was a kid I'd ride around in the basement on my Big Wheel.  I looked up once at the top of the wall which separated the basement from the backyard and I saw two bright, unmoving dots.  It freaked the crap out of me and I thought they were the eyes of a bat or something like that.  I called my mom at work because I was so freaked out and told her we had a bat in our basement and it was staring at me while I rode my Big Wheel.  She told me to STFU and get my pussy ass back down there and ride my g-damn Big Wheel.  Of course those two dots were only holes for phone lines or some such, and they were covered so only light but not water would leak in.

[Nintega Turbine Trio-CBS]

Well, one night I was also tired and confused and I thought a police officer walking down the street was John Leguizamo, so I started beating him up.  I beat him within an inch of his life before I realized he was not John Leguizamo.  I apologized and told him that I thought he was John Leguizamo, and I didn't know why.  He laughed and said he'd do the same thing if he thought he saw John Leguizamo.  No charges were pressed and the officer actually gave me $20!

OK, that obviously didn't happen.  But this is true:  When I was a kid I'd ride around in the basement on my Big Wheel.  I looked up once at the top of the wall which separated the basement from the backyard and I saw two bright, unmoving dots.  It freaked the crap out of me and I thought they were the eyes of a bat or something like that.  I called my mom at work because I was so freaked out and told her we had a bat in our basement and it was staring at me while I rode my Big Wheel.  She told me to STFU and get my pussy ass back down there and ride my g-damn Big Wheel.  Of course those two dots were only holes for phone lines or some such, and they were covered to only light but not water would leak in.

LOL awesome story

[Turbo D]

I had a brownie once 

[rolins]

I once reached the 4th boss in Dodonpachi DOJ without losing a single life, using just the analog stick of a PS2 controller.

[Necromancer]

I recently witnessed a troll crash and burn in the shoutbox so hard that the ensuing stupidity was dense enough to collapse in upon itself and create a black hole.

[nectarsis]

  Necro

[Tatsujin]

when i saw TEH UFO!