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quoth09

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In the future, cats will be flashlights
« on: November 16, 2008, 09:42:17 AM »
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If we were to shave him, he would glow totally

Dresser was also quick to note there is nothing cruel and unusual involved in producing a cat that glows in the dark. “It’s totally harmless,” Dresser said. “He’s just a normal cat; he doesn’t know he’s glowing.”
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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 10:22:02 AM »
That cat is the coolest. I wish my cat glowed in the dark!  :)

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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 01:26:36 PM »
I am going to put my cat to sleep because he doesn't glow in the dark.

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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 02:59:54 AM »
It looks like a waste of genetic research dollars.  Screw fluorescent cats (not literally); I want a cat that can turn itself invisible or shoot lasers out its eyes!
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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 06:35:53 AM »
Oh God, it's really happening....all of you, read Michael Crichton's book, NEXT.  It talks about stuff like this happening.
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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 11:57:41 AM »
I am going to put my cat to sleep because he doesn't glow in the dark.

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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2008, 03:55:03 PM »
when are they going to mix humans and cats.  I want to see half naked cat girls dammit.
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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2008, 01:23:25 AM »
when are they going to mix humans and cats.  I want to see half naked cat girls dammit.

What's this 'half-naked' bullshit?  :lol:
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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2008, 12:04:06 PM »
they cant go out naked in public, so if they aren't out in public I'll never get to see them! >_< lol.

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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2008, 03:18:07 PM »
Well then, lets start our own nudist colony!  :wink:

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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2008, 12:20:39 PM »
I strangely doubt any females will show up to this dorkfest.

Especially with my boney pale ass walking around.
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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2008, 02:22:53 PM »
I strangely doubt any females will show up to this dorkfest.

Especially with my boney pale ass walking around.

You're forgetting that chicks dig the turbo!!

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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2008, 04:09:57 PM »

Especially with my boney pale ass walking around.

This cancels that.
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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2008, 05:51:32 PM »
when are they going to mix humans and cats.  I want to see half naked cat girls dammit.


What's this 'half-naked' bullshit?  :lol:

I think Ark is refering to this  :wink:

I bet he's been playing darkstalkers one to many times and has a felicia fetish now  :roll:

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Re: In the future, cats will be flashlights
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2008, 10:33:35 AM »


I'm more into bats, myself.
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