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Necromancer

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Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
« on: February 27, 2009, 02:51:51 AM »
Børk!  Børk!  Børk!

Foolish man wagers that he can please two ladies for twelve hours straight; after winning the bet with help from a full bottle of Viagra, he dies of a heart attack.  It's a bit pathetic, but I can think of more than a few worse ways to go.  I can see him now, sitting in the field at the end of the path: "So, how did you die?"  "Who, me?  I was f*cked to death."  :lol:
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Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 03:16:36 AM »
Damn! He died a happy man at least. But, damn!
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Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 04:19:37 AM »
he earned a darwin award fo'sho!!
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Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2009, 07:56:14 AM »
That wasn't pathetic, that was a proud, manly death!
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Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 05:30:48 PM »
Hmm did he die with a smile on his face  :?: :!:
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Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2009, 07:38:12 PM »
That was a good way to die! Everyone dies eventually, it might as well be pleasurable when it happens. 8) Although, the women may have been fat, the article doesn't say :-k.
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Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2009, 07:43:07 PM »
I have to see pics of the two women before I can decide if he died well or not.
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Re: Gambling Kills - Just Don't Do It!
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 04:05:58 AM »
Quote from: Joe Redifer on February 28, 2009, 07:43:07 PM
I have to see pics of the two women before I can decide if he died well or not.

Yea same here....Russia can produce some fine women, but hell, you never know what these 2 were like with no pics.
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