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guyjin

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Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« on: June 22, 2009, 03:53:38 PM »
The worst PCE game of 1989 - pick it and flick it!

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Re: Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 04:07:40 PM »
Man, 1989 was chock full o' clunkers. So hard to pick the biggest loser, but I'll go with Energy since that game is the spitting image of an anal polyp.

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Re: Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2009, 04:36:25 PM »
yeah some good stuff as well as lot of crap. hard to decide :-k

favs of fail:

Altered Beast
Digital Champ Battle Boxing
Bull Fight
Energy
Rock-On
Deep Blue (but at least it's kinda special)

and others i just don't care about.
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Re: Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2009, 02:45:48 AM »
Deep Blue is the obvious loser, eh nat?  :twisted:

I was tempted to vote for the Karaoke titles or Artist Tool, but they're not really games.  Instead, I picked Wonder Momo the wonder turd, with Tatsu no Ko Fighter and his +5 frustration rake following close behind.
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Re: Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2009, 03:16:25 AM »
Also picked Wonder Momo.  I basically gave that game away so that I wouldn't throw it in the dumpster.

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Re: Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2009, 03:36:55 AM »
wonder momo is still harmless compared to other crap and has some cool intermissions (crab on the tits ftw).
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Re: Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2009, 05:36:59 AM »
Bull Fight is the big fail here.  As for Deep Blue- it gets one point for being a shooter- albeit a poor shitty one.  Wonder Momo's pretty bad- but at least it's so bizarre that it can make you smile.  Energy- haven't played but damn it looks like wild ass.  Dying to play Rock-On.   :)  Altered Yeast is godawful.  It's funny how much of a joke the Genny version is- and how broken and rock hard the hucard is.  True garbage.
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Re: Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2009, 05:53:48 AM »
My spidey sense is tingling:

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Re: Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2009, 07:04:09 AM »
Jack Nicklaus is a total crap-fest. I would've voted for Wonder Momo, as I own it as well, but why be a bandwagon jumper?

I already talked enough trash about that game in Fighting Street.........
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Re: Worst PC Engine game of 1989
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2009, 09:45:56 AM »
Wonder Momo has some nice Hucard art, and has a style of its own that's charming. Ok so it plays like a one-fingered guitarist, but it's something in its favour.

Takeda Shingen though is a delicious piece of awfulness. With it's C64-inspired graphics and colour, enhanced by non-gameplay that makes Energy feel like Space Harrier, this HuCard is absolutely forgettable.
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