Haa!!! I get it! I always thought that was funny.
On a side note, how shitty was Double Dragon III??
The NES version in my opinion was an insanely hard, under-programmed, steaming pile of crap. The concept was awesome, with all the characters, but Chin and the Shinobi guy were totally underdeveloped and the gameplay (to me) was bulky, frustrating, and less than fun.
NES and PCe DDII was awesome though; I still find myself making midnight runs on that game from time to time.