Wasn't drunk when I played unfortunately, but I'm making my way to the top! Gotta move over your hairy butt Null
1CC on Easy mode, with 1226090. I kept playing but didn't bother. I don't have a score yet for Normal but I've made it to stage 4 on 1 credit, smashing whatever was on the leaderboard. I'll keep ya posted.
Here's a couple tips to make life easier
1. Practice in easy mode. It's identical to normal but the bullets are slightly slower. Same amount of enemies
2. Position your ship in the middle of the screen. After stage 1, enemies will start coming out of the rear.
3. Green laser is the best weapon, it decimates mini-bosses and bosses. Forget about the lightning because it's hard to see bullets
4. The two green "elephant" minibosses on the first level, stick to the top left corner. They can't hurt you!
5. Levels 1, 2, and 5 have a secret 1up (or 2up) if you shoot a thing in the screen. It's color corresponds with the weapon necessary to open it.
6. The level 4 boss is probably one of the easiest. Stick to the very bottom of the screen and move with it parallel