Anyone who doesn't like the GC is clearly f*cked in the head.
You're good at making friends.
"Nothing special" my ASS. Have you ever played anything like Pac Man Vs? Odama? Have you seen F Zero in progressive scan? Have you used the Gameboy Player? A better pre-Wavebird wireless pad? A better bongo-controlled platformer than Jungle Beat? A better anime based wrestling game than Kinnikuman? Certainly not the PS2 one.
Ok, thats a legit reason, if its a good DVD player, but who the f*ck in their right mind would go into a pawnshop and see a Wii and be like "Honey, this is a perfect DVD player for our living room!" I mean that's some serious insider knowledge.
Also, No, no, no, no, and no. I don't even know what a wavebird is, I basically checked out after the PS1.
Have you used any CD/DVD system that had quicker load times? Many 1st party games have virtually none, loading faster than even many arcade games of the day.
I don't really have a point of reference for this, nor do I sit with a stopwatch and calculate the exact load times of DVD's on gaming consoles. If you have done this, I have no choice but to trust you. Sometimes, I get up and get popcorn or a beer if it takes awhile.
And I'd love to hear how the Cube pad is worse the the N64.
I think it's better... That was the worst controller in the history of... wait how many consoles are we talking about now?
We're talking about the Cube, right? I never said it was a good DVD player. It literally cannot be a good DVD player because it takes 3" discs only, you f*cking herb. It's not just load times you have no reference point for, from what I can see. You really shouldn't make such declarative statements about things like consumer products you apparently have never touched. It's not like you said "I think it looks dumb"', it's that you specifically called out people who defended it as not knowing what they were taking about but in reality you don't even know it won't take 5" discs making it seem very unlikely that you've spent any decent time with one.
Game availability, as others have said, is terrible. This has been an issue ever since the SFC though. There are always fewer good Nintendo games with each generation. I don't know, N64 might have sucked even worse in that category though. Just because it didn't have 780 pieces of shovelware on top of the good stuff doesn't mean it's better than the Wii library. The crap doesn't matter. The good stuff is what matters.
RE: load times. You don't need a stop watch to notice that Gran Tursimo takes half a minute (on any PS, it doesn't matter, no technology can save us from loading, it's a human problem) and most of the games on Cube with Mario in the name go from the title screen to you doing something nearly as quick as a Gameboy. If you were around for PS1 then you know aaaaallllll about load times. GC is more like PCE or faster, at least with first party games. Activision or whoever usually had different priories, maybe because those games were usually multi platform and, load times would be closer to PS2. The small disc helps a lot though.
God, Luigi's Mansion is so cool. For some reason I can't get into the 3DS one.
Wave Race GC is super fun. Almost identical to the excellent N64 game but with much less shitty graphics making it a lot easier to enjoy. For me, anyway, since I'm not a massive fan of 3D games in general I never really enjoyed many of them until at least Dreamcast came around and could do a decent job of it. WR is not quite as free wheeling as the Outrun 2 games but in the same vein and it helps to be able to draw some blue skies and whatever snd not have it look like Wolfenstien.
I'm not a huge Zelda guy (wouldn't want to be) but Wind Waker and Link's Awakening are far and above my favorites.
The Super Robot Wars on GC was bad. Not worthless, it's an interesting divergence (later ported to XB, bizzareely) but still bad. The Gundam game though, the Ace Pilot one, was surprisingly good.