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MotherGunner

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Have you ever?
« on: December 12, 2011, 03:00:37 AM »
Have you ever been in a deep sleep and farted so hard you woke yourself up?   :D


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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2011, 03:02:43 AM »
When your not playing duo this is what concerns you? :-k



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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2011, 04:43:48 AM »
Ummm, no.
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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2011, 09:52:02 PM »
Shocking. Positively shocking.
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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 11:54:19 PM »
Hahaha! Not only HAVE I, but I woke up my girlfriend too! (erm, fiancé now)).

The power of flatulence.
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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2011, 12:24:40 AM »
No, but I have heard all my lived ones (including friends) sleepfart and I've been startled by the powerful explosions.

I am usually reading into the wee hours of the morning (a particularly vulnerable state) when the Shock & Awe Flatulence terrorizes me.
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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2011, 12:25:29 AM »
Haha I hope you checked yourself just to make sure you didn't...well...you know.
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MotherGunner

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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2011, 08:46:22 AM »
Bleed?  Ha ha ha!
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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2011, 08:52:39 AM »
Poop yourself from a scary nightmare?
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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2011, 09:06:42 AM »
Quote from: MotherGunner on December 12, 2011, 03:00:37 AM
Have you ever been in a deep sleep and farted so hard you woke yourself up?   :D

No, but I've made the cat jump.
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guyjin

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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2011, 10:43:39 AM »
Not that I remember. But I do wake up in the night for no reason from time to time. Next time, I'll be sure to do a sniff check.
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MotherGunner

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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2011, 10:58:35 AM »
Quote from: guyjin on December 19, 2011, 10:43:39 AM
Not that I remember. But I do wake up in the night for no reason from time to time. Next time, I'll be sure to do a sniff check.

You mean you would actually NOT feel a tingly sensation after such an epic fart?
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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2011, 12:28:52 PM »
Interesting discussion... cant say that I have... at least not that I remember.
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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2011, 03:01:16 PM »
No.
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Re: Have you ever?
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2011, 07:49:15 PM »
Quote from: esteban on December 14, 2011, 12:24:40 AM
No, but I have heard all my lived ones (including friends) sleepfart and I've been startled by the powerful explosions.

I am usually reading into the wee hours of the morning (a particularly vulnerable state) when the Shock & Awe Flatulence terrorizes me.

hilarious! I laughed out loud.
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