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Shrapnoid

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Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« on: February 22, 2012, 01:09:27 PM »
What is the absolute, dumbest, stupidest, most ridiculous game tale that you've ever heard or read about?

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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 01:19:10 PM »
A Sonic game on a Nintendo system.  Oh wait...

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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 01:28:45 PM »
a game where sonic and mario could fight each other.
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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 06:01:32 PM »
N64 games will look like Toy Story.

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Also, if we include playground rumors, I think the all-time worst I ever heard was one younger kid claiming the his older brother had physically scratched his Quake CD in just such a way as to change one of the enemy face textures into a picture of Bill Clinton.

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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 07:05:43 PM »
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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2012, 09:11:07 PM »
Yeah I think I had that mag or one like it back in the day that had all kinds of crazy Street Fighter 2 screen shots. One that sticks in my mind is a shot of Guile holding a gun. It blew my mind as a kid obsessed with the game to see actual shots of this kind of stuff, but it must have been doctored somehow.

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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 10:15:34 PM »
Well, I was gonna mention that EGM April fool.

I guess the other biggest load of shit I ever heard was this weirdo in the pub telling me lie after lie, such as:
He once smashed Vega's mask of During a fight in Street Fighter II
He then picked up Vega's claw
He won a 2m replica sephiroth sword for being one of the first 10 people in the world to complete Final Fantasy VII.

The man was a certified buffoon.

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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2012, 10:36:23 PM »
Also, if we include playground rumors, I think the all-time worst I ever heard was one younger kid claiming the his older brother had physically scratched his Quake CD in just such a way as to change one of the enemy face textures into a picture of Bill Clinton.

HAHAHA!



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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 01:22:42 AM »
A friend who was notorious for bullshitting people would do this all the time. The most memorable one was that the ship from Cybernoid was a real aircraft. :lol:

and that he had flown it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2012, 01:24:43 AM »
Also, if we include playground rumors, I think the all-time worst I ever heard was one younger kid claiming the his older brother had physically scratched his Quake CD in just such a way as to change one of the enemy face textures into a picture of Bill Clinton.

HAHAHA!



I remember some PC nerd back in 1994, while we were playing Daytona USA in the arcades, he told us that his uberstrong PC could do it much better.
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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2012, 01:37:26 AM »
Polybius?
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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2012, 02:09:57 AM »
- That the second print Sapphire CD's 'might' be real, nobody knows 'for sure'. ](*,)

- That you could play as the boss characters in the original 'Street Fighter II - The World Warrior' arcade game by simply rewiring the joysticks.

- That this was a real product and going to be released:


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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2012, 02:52:02 AM »
I can't think of anything sillier than the 'second print' believers, but this was definitely one of the funniest and most entertaining hoaxes.  Thanks again, Chris.  :mrgreen:
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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2012, 04:20:20 AM »
I can't think of anything sillier than the 'second print' believers, but this was definitely one of the funniest and most entertaining hoaxes.  Thanks again, Chris.  :mrgreen:


Oh yes, Chris had a great thing there! 
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Re: Dumbest video game lie or rumor you ever heard
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2012, 05:21:13 AM »
N64 games will look like Toy Story.

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Also, if we include playground rumors, I think the all-time worst I ever heard was one younger kid claiming the his older brother had physically scratched his Quake CD in just such a way as to change one of the enemy face textures into a picture of Bill Clinton.


That was Microsoft with the original Xbox making such elaborate claims.

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