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ceti alpha

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Re: Religion
« Reply #285 on: May 21, 2011, 04:20:07 AM »
 :lol:


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Re: Religion
« Reply #286 on: May 21, 2011, 05:09:33 AM »
Jesus is a white dude who shaves his chest?

ceti alpha

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Re: Religion
« Reply #287 on: May 21, 2011, 08:12:43 AM »
I'm rapture-baiting.


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Re: Religion
« Reply #288 on: May 21, 2011, 10:25:36 AM »
The whole "world ends today" thing, & "the rapture" thing are interesting, because, technically, neither is even in the Bible!  Mathew 24:36, Jesus said no one knows the day, or the hour, not even him, only the Father knows when it'll hit, not to mention that Jesus said it'd come like a thief in the night.  And in general said that people can only know that it's close by various signs of things that would increase dramatically, but there's no way for anyone to predict a day...or even a year(like say, the whole Mayan calender thing that people are obsessed with).  And the rapture just doesn't even appear in the Bible.  It's what I'd call an extra-Biblical thing.  While there is a scripture that talks about certain one's being caught up in the clouds or something like that, it's not talking about any kind of so called rapture.

It's stuff like this(among many other things) that make other Christian's look nuts IMHO. ](*,)

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« Reply #289 on: May 21, 2011, 11:26:51 AM »
I posted a sign on my front lawn:

RAPTURE PARKING: $3,000

Owners will be responsible for tow charges Post-Apocalypse.
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[Fri 22:47] <Tatsujin> CLOSE FIGHTING STREET; CLOSE FORU; CLOSE INTERNETZ; CLOSE WORLD; CLOSE UNIVERSUM
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Re: Religion
« Reply #290 on: May 22, 2011, 03:09:40 PM »
Jesus is a white dude who shaves his chest?

haha back when I used to have my store I would have this regular customer who was like a hippie type with long blonde hair (kinda like the teacher from Beavis and Butthead). The girls working for me would call him Jesus but I told them Jesus was jewish and he was from the middle east so he would probably look like Bin Laden more than anything! hehe

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Re: Religion
« Reply #291 on: October 09, 2011, 06:36:34 AM »
Don't forget guys, the all new Rapture is due on October 21st.

I would bet that nobody is going to believe it this time, but people will fall for anything.

I think I'll go get some LOLRAPTURE T-Shirts printed, ready for the occasion.

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« Reply #292 on: October 09, 2011, 10:04:18 AM »
No no no no! How many times do I have to tell this to people! The Rapture already happened, October 31st is the End Of The World(tm)! No predictions ever changed! We're in The End Of Days(tm) right now, the world officially ends* on October 21st!

*Subject to approval from invisible sky fairies.

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« Reply #293 on: October 10, 2011, 01:24:53 PM »
Ugh, I forgot about all of this, & it's happening on my birthday too!!  Yipppeeee :roll: :D

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Re: Religion
« Reply #294 on: October 11, 2011, 05:59:58 AM »




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Re: Religion
« Reply #295 on: October 11, 2011, 06:05:32 AM »
Ha!  That rubber ducky one is pure awesome!
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« Reply #296 on: October 11, 2011, 06:08:48 AM »
Just like these guys right here... some folks on this thread are going straight to hell;  Hell, driving the bus there...

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Re: Religion
« Reply #297 on: October 11, 2011, 06:15:30 AM »
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Re: Religion
« Reply #298 on: October 11, 2011, 06:25:52 AM »
Just like these guys right here... some folks on this thread are going straight to hell;  Hell, driving the bus there...

Naw, God has a pretty good sense of humor.  The platypus and tea party are proof that he likes to laugh.
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Re: Religion
« Reply #299 on: October 11, 2011, 06:27:56 AM »
I don't teach my kids about illusory, magical things. Thus, no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, no Tooth Fairy, and no God.