Haha "aight den, can I gets me a resume?", man that is priceless.
I had this one older black guy come in to my store one time to sell some stolen crap-
me "we'll give you $10 for that controller, cash."
him "$10? hows about $15? I'M A POOR BLACK NIGGA! Help a nigga out!"
me (trying not to laugh) "no sorry, $10"
him "c'mon now, how about $11 then, that's a Big Mac right there!"
me "alright fine."
So I ring him up, and on his way out he yells, "YOU STAY WHITE THERE, I'LL BE RIGHT BLACK!"
Man that was awesome, I was laughing the rest of the day about that.