Forever alone
Just gotta take a look at the pond you are fishing in my man.
I have two friends that met their wive's online via dating sites. They are all still together with kids and the whole setup.
I think you nailed it before, go play some foozeball and socialize.
YOU CAN DO EET!!!
unless you just want to get laid, in which case. Hit up ze ol bar/club scene. Just don't expect many relationship worthy women on that end.
Happy hunting