Today's..

[TheClash603]

If it can be grown, I don't want it.  Man has triumphed over nature, and i am man's prodigial son.

[_joshuaTurbo]

I was up at 5am.  Went for a run.  I was sweaty.

[Gogan]

I woke up at 3 am, only to fall back asleep to wake up later.

[GohanX]

I was sick last week, stayed in bed and lost a whole day. Wednesday was just...gone.

[Necromancer]

I chose to forgo sleep last night for a marathon masturbation session instead.

[ProfessorProfessorson]

Tomato is awesome in general

I miss the colorered ketchups that was released years ago. How cool was it to have a hotdog covered in Green, Purple and Red lol.

This should be mind blowing for you both.


They did a promo of it when I was a kid, where you could get a toy of the damn thing.

http://www.poeghostal.com/2008/06/the-heinz-ketchup-h-57-burger-blaster.html

[Nando]

Tomato is a fruit.

Does that make ketchup a smoothie?

[420GOAT]

I chose to forgo sleep last night for a marathon masturbation session instead.

with teeth and eyes like those, i knew you were a teaker!

[jperryss]

I miss the colorered ketchups that was released years ago. How cool was it to have a hotdog covered in Green, Purple and Red lol.

They looked absolutely vile once you put them on a piece of bread or a roll.

[xelement5x]

I miss the colorered ketchups that was released years ago. How cool was it to have a hotdog covered in Green, Purple and Red lol.

They looked absolutely vile once you put them on a piece of bread or a roll.

Yes, a brisket in my family was cooked using the green ketchup since it was the only thing left in the house and it looked all weird and moldy by the time it was done.

[Necromancer]

with teeth and eyes like those, i knew you were a teaker!

Nope, I've a shiny metal ass.  Perhaps you're thinking of EntBot.

[Tatsujin]

Tomato is a fruit.

Does that make ketchup a smoothie?

not exactly, unless you add some other fruits to it. And then again, also only if the whole Tomato/fruits were used with peels and everything.

[Nando]

Tomato is a fruit.

Does that make ketchup a smoothie?

not exactly, unless you add some other fruits to it. And then again, also only if the whole Tomato/fruits were used with peels and everything.

Can't tell if you are serious or just following along the smartass route. Well done sir. Well done.

[Tatsujin]

Tomato is a fruit.

Does that make ketchup a smoothie?

not exactly, unless you add some other fruits to it. And then again, also only if the whole Tomato/fruits were used with peels and everything.

Can't tell if you are serious or just following along the smartass route. Well done sir. Well done.

Does that make me a Smartie?

[cabbage]