shit Gaijin never say

[Samurai Ghost]

I am actually shocked that many of you feign ignorance of squatting whilst here in the States/Canada. Have you never used a public restroom? Do you actually allow your tender, clean flesh to touch the lid of Sodom? I don't care if you put wax paper/sanitary tissue on the lid. That's sanitary theatre.

I squat all the time now, even at home. The weirdest part, for me, was "facing forward" (penis/vagina towards flush handle). Once I got used to that, however, I never looked back.

Well for me I'd rather have a slightly unsanitary ass than risk slipping off a toilet seat, plunging my shoe/foot/leg into shitty toilet water and possibly knock some of my teeth out on the metal hardware. Plus, it's my ass. It's not like I am licking the toilet seat or anything. I don't even bother to use one of those ass-gaskets unless it's a REALLY nasty bathroom, like at a gas station toilet near a bus stop downtown.

[Nando]

[esteban]

I am actually shocked that many of you feign ignorance of squatting whilst here in the States/Canada. Have you never used a public restroom? Do you actually allow your tender, clean flesh to touch the lid of Sodom? I don't care if you put wax paper/sanitary tissue on the lid. That's sanitary theatre.

I squat all the time now, even at home. The weirdest part, for me, was "facing forward" (penis/vagina towards flush handle). Once I got used to that, however, I never looked back.

Well for me I'd rather have a slightly unsanitary ass than risk slipping off a toilet seat, plunging my shoe/foot/leg into shitty toilet water and possibly knock some of my teeth out on the metal hardware. Plus, it's my ass. It's not like I am licking the toilet seat or anything. I don't even bother to use one of those ass-gaskets unless it's a REALLY nasty bathroom, like at a gas station toilet near a bus stop downtown.

I hear you. 

That said, once you squat and squirt, you never go back.

[kazekirifx]

Oh yeah. I finally watched this the other day.

I'm a gaijin, and I do say a couple of those things.
1. I like natto.
2. I laugh at Japanese manzai and other comedy.

[Tatsujin]

I'm a gaijin, and I really do like natto.

[SamIAm]

You know what would have been the clever thing to put in that video?

Japanese guy: "Can you eat natto?"

Gaijin: "What an interesting question! Nobody has ever asked me that before!"

[Tatsujin]

[Samurai Ghost]

Yeah, it's weird because natto is really tasty and a pretty benign food compared to some of the stuff commonly eaten in Japan like jellyfish, raw chicken, horumon (literally "throw away parts" or guts), etc. Raw chicken is really good by the way, but I'm not a fan of jellyfish or horumon. 

[Tatsujin]

I can't stand/eat 99% of the hormon stuff. I mostly pass, when they decide to go to such places.

[Samurai Ghost]

Yeah I don't mind the flavor but the texture is what gets me. Just too chewy/fatty. I'd rather have a good piece of meat instead, but luckily most horumon places have stuff like that as well.

[kazekirifx]

I can enjoy a few pieces of horumon as long as I have a huge frosty jokki of namabiiru.
I never quite know how much I'm supposed to chew horumon before swallowing though. It's like a game.
"Hmm... Have I chewed this enough to wash this down with some beer without requiring the Heimlich maneuver?"

[Samurai Ghost]

Yeah it's like a piece of meat-flavored gum. Which I can see the appeal of, but I'd rather have the meat!

[geise]

Haha!  I wonder if I would starve in Japan?

[Ji-L87]

Haha!  I wonder if I would starve in Japan?

Well, there's always McDonalds and KFC : D

[geise]

Haha!  I wonder if I would starve in Japan?

Well, there's always McDonalds and KFC : D

Haha!  I wonder if I would starve in Japan?