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Nando

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shit Gaijin never say
« on: June 21, 2012, 08:15:39 AM »
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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2012, 04:41:28 PM »
Am embrassed nao :oops:
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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2012, 11:35:35 PM »
I don't get it. It is just a bunch of milk fed european people, trying to make another biased standard.

All that crap they say, doesn't matter. Without comic books, Japan would probably be another thailand, or worst another hong kong. Without comic books, Japan would have been absorbed into China right now. The biggest thing in Japan would be civil rights.

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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 03:18:28 AM »
I don't get it. It is just a bunch of milk fed european people, trying to make another biased standard.

All that crap they say, doesn't matter. Without comic books, Japan would probably be another thailand, or worst another hong kong. Without comic books, Japan would have been absorbed into China right now. The biggest thing in Japan would be civil rights.
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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 08:28:20 AM »
I don't get it. It is just a bunch of milk fed european people, trying to make another biased standard.

All that crap they say, doesn't matter. Without comic books, Japan would probably be another thailand, or worst another hong kong. Without comic books, Japan would have been absorbed into China right now. The biggest thing in Japan would be civil rights.
hitting the bong early on a saturday morning?

LMAO!!! HAHAHAH MAAAAAAaaaan...and stuff. I'm hungry now.

I do remember using my first non western styled bathroom in Yokohama. My first reaction...Aaahh f*ck! Sigh. And 1 and 2 and 3 and squat..and relax...sigh..

*shakes head damn barbarian that I am.   ;)


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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 09:40:04 AM »
hitting the bong early on a saturday morning?
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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 12:39:05 PM »
But seriously though, how does one crap in a Japanese toilet?  What's the difference between that and a bidet?  I can only assume you squat but that could get very uncomfortable if you're constipated.  Are you supposed to squat when you pee, too?  Do the Japanese have better, more satisfying shits because of this?

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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 04:16:10 PM »




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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2012, 08:08:42 PM »
Yeah, all the schools I worked in and a lot of other places only had squatty potties. Yeah it's supposed to be better for your body and all that but i always ended up getting a horrible leg cramp afterword.

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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2012, 09:24:40 PM »
I don't really think it is better or healthier. The only advantage I can see so far is, that you do not get in direct contact with the toilet/seat (as far you do everything the right way).
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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2012, 12:30:00 AM »
I don't really think it is better or healthier...

The only advantage I can see so far is, that you do not get in direct contact with the toilet/seat (as far you do everything the right way).

And that's exactly why it's more "healthier" (or "hygienic" might be the better word). No bits of shit/piss matter touching your ass.

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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2012, 01:33:52 AM »
yeah you're right, was thinking the same thing. but my part above was regarded to the rectum stuff..lol.
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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2012, 03:14:14 AM »
But seriously though, how does one crap in a Japanese toilet?  What's the difference between that and a bidet?  I can only assume you squat but that could get very uncomfortable if you're constipated.  Are you supposed to squat when you pee, too?  Do the Japanese have better, more satisfying shits because of this?

Bidets are used to wash your ass when you're done blasting shit all over the place.  You're not supposed to pee / crap in them.

It's basically a waterfountain + soap for your ass.

It's also more sanitary than what we do here in USA, which is wipe / smear shit around our ass cracks until it's not going to leave a streak in our underwear.



My question is, how do handicapped people use Japantoilets?  You can't squat if you're gimpy.
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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2012, 03:16:52 AM »
My question is, how do handicapped people use Japantoilets?  You can't squat if you're gimpy.

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Re: shit Gaijin never say
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2012, 03:45:33 AM »
My question is, how do handicapped people use Japantoilets?  You can't squat if you're gimpy.


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