Thanks, goosey. This next one is because of you and the GotM.
Clear #103 - Last Alert
The Good: the hilari-bad voice acting; neat rank system based on score, granting you new (usually better) weapons and more health; pretty decent redbook tunes; tons of different stages, some of which are non-linear and some reward stealth instead of just having you blast away at everything; plenty of variety in enemies, bosses, stage design / graphics, and weapons / sub-weapons; and the cut scenes are pretty impressive for such an early title.
The Bad: the hilari-bad voice acting; the stupid short timer in many levels, forcing you to rush ahead and ignore enemies, and yet you
still might run out of time, causing insta-death and game over or continue; and I feel bad for the sad melty snowmen. The poor bastards....
The Ugly: NA
Full Disclosure - unlike most of my clears, this one is not 1CC. I can't imagine trying to blow through this in one sitting and without ever running out of time; 'tis frustrating as fuck.