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PunkicCyborg

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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2012, 01:43:43 AM »
Awesome article and yeah even though I'm only 27 I identified with the writer like 100%
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Tatsujin

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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2012, 02:43:12 AM »
I'M NEVER TOO OLD FOR OLD VIDEOGAMES!
Keep saying that but once your hair turns gray and you loose those reflexes you will think twice  :roll: :wink:
I always can go back and play me some niko niko pun :P
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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2012, 03:42:57 AM »
I'm not too old for video games.

Heck, I'm defective.   I like all the games from before I was even born.

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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2012, 03:45:01 PM »
I am going to slove this, by reflecting on the five facts of this article.

5. Multipler is a gimmick. Why the hell should I buy a Wii, or any videogame to play with other people online. It was not and never the coolest thing, Playing with people online,
was fun for awhile until people started to hack the servers, and BSOD everybody. If not then they had physical cheat modifications, that can not be detected. The reason why the PCE has one controller port, was because most who play videogames, like watching films, most likely will have themselves. The rule now, is to bring your own controller, because of germs, and direspectfull sweaty hands.

4. Games are too long because that is what SAVE FILE option is for. Like right now I am playing LINDA 3. For the love of gosh, I am not going to catch every animals, make it with Linda, and make freinds or defeat my evil self, in less then 30mins-2hrs. I got a life people, I need money honey. I can't make money, playing games all the time.
Also people like fighters, duh.

3. Storylines suck because I am not the one writing them, and sometimes I do not even want to know the Storyline. Like in Rockman Zero, Elpizo is sappose to be a boy but we all know he is a girl. Or how the energy crisis, suddenly went right back to RMX4. Seriously the translation of RMZ makes little sense then me making up my own story, for the game.

2. Originalism, is not dead, but people who can not see the difference between commercialism and the francising of a product is what is causing the problem with purchasing newer games. It is like the product is a good product, but the love for the product has flown out the window. To most people with the Thrid Eye
we can see threw to a persons intentions of selling a product, so we want specific goods. This is all part of growing up. Back then I though Mcdonalds, and Koolade was the best thing on the planet, but now I realize the best food is stuff that has no or little taste whatsover. Like wine peoples taste age and becomes better over time. Thus better products should be created.

1. All videogames have to be fun, but seriously that is not the problem. The videogames of today are not challegning. I blast past stages, that would make me cringe back then. I was not old enough to do the calculations. It was amazing for me to calculate everything back then. It was never fun, but all challenge, and that is part of the reason for playing videogames.

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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2012, 04:02:15 PM »

That entire article is one big joke


Yep!

Tatsujin

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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2012, 04:25:43 PM »
so frankly spoken, todays games are all niko niko pun like games.
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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2012, 07:21:18 PM »
I'M NEVER TOO OLD FOR OLD VIDEOGAMES!
Keep saying that but once your hair turns gray and you loose those reflexes you will think twice  :roll: :wink:
THAT'S when you will finally be reduced to Wii Bowling.  Hmm...or should I say WiiareU or whatever the system might be called in 2046? :-k
Kill me when that happens but this coming fall,i'll turn 40.I'm debating how much more i can keep up with the modern consoles.

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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2012, 12:52:00 AM »
Ive already found that I cant keep up with new consoles.
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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2012, 01:40:26 AM »
Welcome to the club :)

Well why play boring new crap, when there are still tons of old goodies around to pick from.
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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2012, 02:11:32 AM »
My dad cant understand why I keep going back and playing old PC games.  Hes always playing the new stuff.   Th one exception will be in October when I pick up the new Xcom game Firaxis is making.  Since its supposed to play a lot like the original, Im totally onboard!
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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2012, 02:46:54 AM »
Well, I can't believe there's so much swearing in it, my ears aren't a toilet etc, my nephew goes on the internet, who can I talk to about getting it banned, why won't anybody listen to me, let's burn some books, life isn't fair, I'm going to unplug my computer just to spite you all

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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2012, 03:28:43 AM »
Old times were just magical.

Maybe that's why I'm going back in time and discovering masterpieces like the PCE.

Lately my X360 has been used for pretty much everything but gaming.
Gaming since 1985

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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2012, 03:33:17 AM »
It's because back then the art took a week (exaggerating a bit), so the rest of the time was like SHIT, LETS MAKE THIS PLAY GOOD.

now its like

WE GOT A YEAR

10 MONTHS OF ART.  2 MONTHS OF GAMEPLAY.

and they are using existing engines, so they halfass it.
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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2012, 03:39:58 AM »

Lately my X360 has been used for pretty much everything but gaming.

As a door stopper? as a paper weight? as a cupholder? as a tissue dispenser?
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Re: You're too old for video games!
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2012, 03:43:08 AM »

Lately my X360 has been used for pretty much everything but gaming.

As a door stopper? as a paper weight? as a cupholder? as a tissue dispenser?

I use mine as a foot warmer while I am playing TURBOB
[Fri 19:34]<nectarsis> been wanting to try that one for awhile now Ope
[Fri 19:33]<Opethian> l;ol huge dong

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