TIPS AT COMFORT STATIONS

[Tatsujin]

For me it depends on the level of cleanness and the taken antiseptic measures, and how my release on the said facility was, and etc., if I'm not feeling the crapper I wouldn't leave a tip. Probably will get flamed but that's how it is lol

[PunkicCyborg]

i would give tips od the day instead like "did you know pepsi will remove corrosion on the terminals of a car battery"

[FiftyQuid]

Maybe I'm a bit confused, but my understanding is that a comfort station is just a gas/petrol station on the side of a major highway.  The have restaurants in them, but they are self serve.  You walk up to a cash register, and walk away holding your food.  If my definition is accurate, then no I don't tip at comfort stations.  Who are you tipping?

[Nando]

Comfort station eh? we call 'em Soapy Massages around here.

[esteban]

I always tip at comfort stations.

Comfort station eh? we call 'em Soapy Massages around here.

I give myself soapy massages, but I hate it when the soap stings.

[Necromancer]

It depends on whether or not there's a happy ending.

[Nando]

I always tip at comfort stations.

Comfort station eh? we call 'em Soapy Massages around here.

I give myself soapy massages, but I hate it when the soap stings.

DUH! use conditioner instead of soap.

[RegalSin]

Is that like an harrasment bar, where you can feel the girl up, and give her orders, and then you go into the special computer room and she follows you in.

[esteban]

I always tip at comfort stations.

Comfort station eh? we call 'em Soapy Massages around here.

I give myself soapy massages, but I hate it when the soap stings.

DUH! use conditioner instead of soap.

Conditioner stings, too. Seriously.

[Nando]

I always tip at comfort stations.

Comfort station eh? we call 'em Soapy Massages around here.

I give myself soapy massages, but I hate it when the soap stings.

DUH! use conditioner instead of soap.

Conditioner stings, too. Seriously.

you are not supposed to get it in the hole, man!

[TheClash603]

I always tip at comfort stations.

Comfort station eh? we call 'em Soapy Massages around here.

I give myself soapy massages, but I hate it when the soap stings.

An unfortunately true story:

One time when I was about 6 years old, i shaved a piece of soap off of a bar of soap.  I inserted this piece of soap, that was roughly the diameter of a tube of ink in a Bic pen and 1/2 inch long, into my penis.  It stung for days when I peed.

[esteban]

I always tip at comfort stations.

Comfort station eh? we call 'em Soapy Massages around here.

I give myself soapy massages, but I hate it when the soap stings.

An unfortunately true story:

One time when I was about 6 years old, i shaved a piece of soap off of a bar of soap.  I inserted this piece of soap, that was roughly the diameter of a tube of ink in a Bic pen and 1/2 inch long, into my penis.  It stung for days when I peed.

HOLY SH*T!!!!!!! It's bad enough when a little bit of soapy residue gets in there (stings for a day!).

What you did is totally making me cringe right now. CRINGE IN PAIN AND TORMENT.

Messed. Up.

Glad you survived

 

[Nando]

I always tip at comfort stations.

Comfort station eh? we call 'em Soapy Massages around here.

I give myself soapy massages, but I hate it when the soap stings.

An unfortunately true story:

One time when I was about 6 years old, i shaved a piece of soap off of a bar of soap.  I inserted this piece of soap, that was roughly the diameter of a tube of ink in a Bic pen and 1/2 inch long, into my penis.  It stung for days when I peed.