Favorite misheard lyrics/sayings in video gaming

[Samurai Ghost]

I never understood what any of those a$$holes in Starfox were saying.

It's because they are a$$holes. Nintendo a$$holes.

[esteban]

In Samurai Ghost, I thought the "witch" simply cackled and threw an odd insult (in Japanese) to taunt you.

But upon closer inspection, it turns out she says:

"Little fly, thy summer's play,
My careless hand has brushed away,
Am not I a fly like thee?
Or art not thou a man like me?
For we dance and play and drink and sing,
'til some blind hand shall brush our wing."

Pretty kool.

[soop]

I always thought "lock" in Afterburner II was your tourettes suffering co-pilot yelling "f*ck! f*ck! f*ck!"

[Samurai Ghost]

In Samurai Ghost, I thought the "witch" simply cackled and threw an odd insult (in Japanese) to taunt you.

But upon closer inspection, it turns out she says:

"Little fly, thy summer's play,
My careless hand has brushed away,
Am not I a fly like thee?
Or art not thou a man like me?
For we dance and play and drink and sing,
'til some blind hand shall brush our wing."

Pretty kool.

Love me some Blake

[Black Tiger]

I always thought "lock" in Afterburner II was your tourettes suffering co-pilot yelling "f*ck! f*ck! f*ck!"

Lol, totally forgot that my friends and I like to think of the guys in Forgotten Worlds as shouting "f*ck!" each time they get hit.

[esteban]

In Samurai Ghost, I thought the "witch" simply cackled and threw an odd insult (in Japanese) to taunt you.

But upon closer inspection, it turns out she says:

"Little fly, thy summer's play,
My careless hand has brushed away,
Am not I a fly like thee?
Or art not thou a man like me?
For we dance and play and drink and sing,
'til some blind hand shall brush our wing."

Pretty kool.

Love me some Blake

Hell yes, Blake .

The actual poem is slightly different (I couldn't remember it exactly).

[sunteam_paul]

Thunder Force II: 'I think you're gonna need a ladder. Good Luck'.