Peter's Mad Thoughts

[soop]

This contains a description: http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=4810.0 but the idea is basically, you have sometimes... irrational thoughts that you'd never act upon, like "I wonder what would happen if I smashed that window".  Some are more amusing than others when you play them out in your head, and sometimes just for shits and giggles I do them anyway.  Like when I was walking along with a group of guys, and one of them (a complete knob) approaches this random girl and spews some bullshit chatup line, so I just pushed him into her.  He deserved it.

Anyway, I was just listening to a news bulletin about a soldier who died, and the report ended "his family has been told", when my brain says "That's so mean.  Why can't they just tell them he ran away?"

There's obviously some synaptic link in my head between dead soldiers and deceased pets.

Post your amusing mad thoughts!

[HercTNT]

if its possible to go so fast that time slows down, is it possible to go so slow that time speeds up?

[_joshuaTurbo]

Anyway, I was just listening to a news bulletin about a soldier who died, and the report ended "his family has been told", when my brain says "That's so mean.  Why can't they just tell them he ran away?"

There's obviously some synaptic link in my head between dead soldiers and deceased pets.

Post your amusing mad thoughts!

news bulletins are obviously, they are paid to post this news to not spoil the rich getting richer wars where millions of men die every week.

the connection that is well put.  A man and his pet is closely similar to a child and his pet.  Are you that child?  There is a similar relationship to my godzilla action figure and a sliced loaf of bread.

It happens.

[esteban]

I love grinding my feet into the sand when I am at the beach.

Lots of people can't go to the beach.

So, why don't folks get a plastic tub, fill it with sand, and grind away?!

Exfoliate!

I could make millions.

No, the sand will get nasty after one use.

Folks will have to buy a new bag of sand every time?

That's not practical.

But I could make millions!

No, I won't.

Where's that cheese grater? I gotta shave this leather off my heel...

[HercTNT]

esteban just walked into a candy store

[soop]

hahahahaha!!!  I love Esteban - he knows exactly how serious the internet is, and judges his response with the precision of a surgeons scalpel!