UPDATE 3:30 AM: Calibration complete. System re-booting. Raffle winner will be chosen shortly. Please wait...
UPDATE 3:32 AM: I know that I am not perfect. And I can be ornery at times. Judgmental, even. Still, there is one thing that IRKS THE HELL OUT OF ME. What, you ask? Well, I despise when folks pronounce NES as "ness" and SNES as "sness". I LOATHE IT.
APOLOGY 3:36 AM: I am sorry if you say "ness" and "sness", but you need to stop, immediately. It's not "cute"...It's offensive. Rude, even.
APOLOGY FOR PRIOR APOLOGY 3:40 AM: I was a tad too harsh in my prior apology. Actually, it would be more precise to say I was condescending. I apologize for the insulting tone. I should speak gently with imbeciles who say "ness" and/or "sness".
UPDATE 4:10 AM: Due to the increasingly rude and inflammatory progression of the updates, all raffling has been put on hiatus until I am sleepy/cordial. Who is blasting music in the next room? Holy crap the music is far too loud. TURN IT DOWN! STOP IT! Goddamn kids are going to be deaf soon.
http://junk.tg-16.com/audio/Double_Dragon_II/Track08.mp3