You shouldn't send anything back. That was just rude, and would be a waste of time.
One time I brought a bootlegged VHS tape, ( It was a Hentai ) from a seller in the local mall. All of their Videos looks high grade but are really, cop-offs. They sell mostly martial art stuff. So I came home with the tape ready to watch Mido and her horny sister, take on the skima,
world. When suddenly a fly came out. I scream, and push the damn thing back, but guess what? they fly kept on flying into me, it was looking for a fight, so I boxed that thing, and it kept on landing on me, or ramming into me. I even knocked it down a couple of times, but the thing would not die. I trapped it, somewhere it was still after me. Then I think I manage to get it outside, but the damn thing came back in, another entrance. That would be hell funny, to drop
an angry fly, in a box. I do not know what type of fly it was, maybe a horsefly. That thing would not die.
I keep thinking about it. To catch roaches, all I have to do is leave a box open. Then I wrap it with wrapping paper and mail it off. Ode to joy that would bring, if somebody would open that box. Trap 200 roaches in a box, and they will be screaming, and fling that thing across the room. Once again cruel jokes might be against the law.
Maybe a blow up woman, that blows up, and it has some official Spencer itch powder in the crotch area, in case the person decide to use it. Make sure they can't see the itch powder inside the crotch.
Ahhh man, what a terrible person I would be. Next thing you know the MIB would be back, and say "RegalSin, why are we back here again"