10 Boxes of Expired Gatorade

[TheClash603]

My friend's dad worked at a Gatorade bottling plant and apparently the smell at the plant was so wretched that it would often make him sick.  The family would immediately make him take his clothes off when he got home and throw them in the basement.  He would say that I should never drink Gatorade because it is essentially garbage.

Anyway, I still drink Gatorade, but figured I would share the tale.

[kazekirifx]

Why the hell wouldn't you drink it? It's just Gatorade that expired half a year ago. No biggie.

[soop]

Far be it for me to tell you what to drink, but that sounds like an awful lot of Gatorade.  I think the stuff tastes nice, but I'm no athelete, and I rarely drink it (or soda).

I'm into flavoured water right now.  It still has a lot of sugar, but way less than coke.

[GohanX]

Arkhan is right. There really isn't anything in Gatorade that would decompose and make you sick. The only issue is that if it sits long enough the ingredients would start to separate and it may taste funny.

[Arkhan]

Most gatorades already taste funny, so no loss there.


I like the Orange and the Lemon Lime


the rest taste retarded.

Sometimes the Melon and Fruit Punch are ok

and the Strawberry Kiwi didn't suck too bad,

but I'd rather just drink Hi C if I want juice.   Ecto Cooler or GTFO

[PunkicCyborg]

I wouldnt recommend drinking gatorade even if it was fresh

[GohanX]

I like the Orange and the Lemon Lime
 

Word. I don't know why, but the Lemon Lime Gatorade is the most refreshing thing ever after a long day of working on the car.

[vestcoat]

Gatorade tastes good and I drink it a couple times a year, but it's essentially just water and garbage: artificial colors that probably cause cancer and a bunch of sugar (or worse - sucralose or aspartame). And the plastic bottle no doubt leeches into the drink after a while and makes your dick small.

[Arkhan]

Gatorade tastes good and I drink it a couple times a year, but it's essentially just water and garbage: artificial colors that probably cause cancer and a bunch of sugar (or worse - sucralose or aspartame). And the plastic bottle no doubt leeches into the drink after a while and makes your dick small.

Apparently Gatorade used to come in glass bottles before I was born.

I guess they gave my mom orange gatorade in the hospital when she was blasting my sister out, and it made her puke everywhere.

She still hasn't had gatorade ever since, lol.

[ProfessorProfessorson]

Apparently Gatorade used to come in glass bottles before I was born.

Yeah, long ago before it came in giant fat cock bottles.

[TheClash603]

Apparently Gatorade used to come in glass bottles before I was born.

Yeah, long ago before it came in giant fat cock bottles.

Back when they had glass bottles, there was Lemon Ice flavored Gatorade which was awesome.  Somehow the flavor didn't make the transition over to plastic, just to piss me off!

Even worse, the very last bottle of Lemon Ice I ever bought, I was riding my bike while holding the open bottle.  A bird then proceeded to shit directly on my hand and into the bottle, a one in a million shot.  To this day I regret not being able to drink the last bottle of Lemon Ice Gatorade I ever bought.

[kazekirifx]

I miss glass bottles. Everything tastes better from a glass bottle. Why do you think they still put beer in them?

[PunkicCyborg]

I miss glass bottles. Everything tastes better from a glass bottle. Why do you think they still put beer in them?

When I was visiting friends in Bulgaria we got Zagorka beer that came in a plastic 2 liter bottle for a train ride, it was so incredibly disgusting. I still remember the taste....

[CPTRAVE]

Yeah white sludge I would stay away from that, besides Gatorade has to much salt, if you drink it on a daily basis it can cause High blood pressure even if you work out. I take P90x recovey drink its good. 

[munchiaz]

a little off topic. But is it true that if aspartame (diet pop) sits out to long and gets warm, it turns into embalming fluid ? Also, i miss Sobe in glass containers. Now i don't even drink it anymore