Canada is nice. That's why we should attack them, because they would never expect it.
Hmm, I like your idea! They are our number one oil supplier after all and it'll knock that condescending attitude of theirs down a notch.
So yeah, invade, occupy, free barrels of oil, gas prices coming down!
Win-win I say!!! What could go wrong
Hehe!
We shouldn't have too much difficulty if this is what we'd be up against too, ya know?