What's a typical day like for you?
Step One - wake up and take care of the mornin' wood with Donna Noble the Blow Up Companion
TMStep Two - blog about Step One
Step Three - eat beans on toast, perhaps in a lift or whilst smoking a fag
Step Four - get ready for work (do
not brush teeth)
Step Five (optional) - blog about Steps Three and Four
Step Six - spend the day stalking Donna
Step Seven - head out for a night of stouts and Irish whiskys (a.k.a. tequila)
Step Eight - use booze fueled imagination to have fantastically mundane encounters with various women you share intimate moments with from across a crowded barroom
Step Nine - go home and blog about Steps One through Eight
P.S. - Don't get all pissed off, Soop. 'Tis just a joke.... at your expense.