I feel I need to know more about the relationship between those two boys. Why is the cool kid over at the nerd's house? Why are they sitting on the couch so close to each other before Nintendo™ is even brought up? There's plenty of room on the couch, but they choose to sit mighty close. The cool kid even has his arm around the nerd! And why does the cool kid not have a Nintendo™ Entertainment System? I thought that perhaps it was because he was a Sega owner, but if he were he'd never say "nice graphics" when looking at Zelda. Why did the nerd mod his NES with black buttons and HUGE Nintendo signage? It is obvious that it is the cool kid who is rapping (and doing a damn fine job, I might add), but is it the nerd who is going "wicky wicky wick!" towards the end of the rap? And why does it seem like they both just finished orgasming when they say "intense!" at the end?
There's something more going on between these boys. Something that God surely hates and disapproves of!
