retro implies you got into it retroactively.
There are a lot of dumbasses who do that.
My favorite still are the ones who were alive when this stuff was current, barely gave it any attention, but now they're like, armed to the teeth with nintendo/sega clothing/pins/stickers/etc, but can't tell you who the f*ck Mallow is and they've never heard of Rocket Knight Adventures.
Get bent, rookies. You're ~15 years behind because when you were a kid you were playing with tinker toys and super soakers instead of Contra and Battletoads.
The only time I played with toys basically was when
A) The power was out. Flashlights + Dinosaurs + GI Joes = hilarious
B) My sister was playing something. Usually she was f*cking off trying to figure out the first level of Ecco, or trying to play Sports Talk Baseball but she sucked at it.
C) I was grounded from the video games for mouthing off, lol.
Or, I'd do both.
Shining Force! LAUNCH THE GI JOE MISSILES WHILE THE BATTLE ANIMATIONS WERE GOING.