Hey, I've got a novel idea...
-Fix the f*cking recipes! The current crop of products SUCK! Go back to the way they were before
This is an interesting one. In the UK, and probably the same in the US, people have been dicking around with their recipes for decades for various reasons - one is cost, one is health "benefits". For instance, a program I was listening to a few months back detailed the fact that one company started using butter or whatever 100 years ago, and now they're using processed vegetable fats which are liquid at room temprature. Obviously it's cheaper, but they have to f*ck around with the whole biscuit to get something that works. They're constantly doing that, and people that eat them regularly don't really notice the creep, but someone who hasn't eaten one in 5 years spew it out like WTF.
Another interesting thing was a baked bean manufacturer (Heinz) talking about reducing the salt in the beans. What they did is reduce it bit by bit without mentioning anything, until people started complaining, then they stopped.
Anyway, it is interesting, but it's probably unfeasable for them to go back without a price hike, even if they did taste like synthetic sugar-shit in the first place.